Groaner ....

A handyman had a dog named Mace. Mace was a good dog, but he had a strange quirk - he liked to eat grass, and lots of it. One day the handyman was working outside. Much to his dismay, he lost his favorite wrench in some tall grass. After looking for a while, he had to give up because it was getting dark. The next morning, when he decided to go look for the wrench again he found Mace had eaten the grass where he was working and the wrench was now in plain sight. So the handyman called the dog over and said,


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"A grazing Mace, how sweet the hound, that saved a wrench for me."